Shrimp Huffington

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Shrimp Huffington is a Beef Wellington made out of Shrimp that came to life. He found success in life early as a restaurant dish before being blessed with life. It is believed that The Eight Deities were behind this however Toby Smith may have been responsible. Research into the origin is ongoing by a task force headed by the corpse of Obama.

Early Life

Shrimp Huffington was created by Gordon Ramsay in 1994 after a culinary accident. Gordon tried to make a version of the Beef Wellington dependent on shrimp due to a mad cow outbreak affecting the UK. During the experimentation, Gordon consulted with some higher power as he writes in his book.

Time In Restaurant

Shrimp Huffington became a leader in the Food Liberation movement after seeing the fact that food was made to be eaten. During this time, he met his wife Shrimp Scampi and they married in a ceremony officiated by Ramsay himself. Huffington would go on to do talks and write books about the conditions facing sentient food in restaurants.

Leader of the Free World

In 2009, Huffington was appointed head of the Sentient Food Task Force created by then President Obama. This task force was created with the intention of securing equal rights for sentient food however was criticized for being elitist and revisionary by notable sentient food groups like Anti-resteraunte aktion and Food United. Other groups opposed to the task force included Grocery Stores, Dick Fagan, and the state of Wyoming. After Obama's death (first time) Huffington became the President of the United States. He led the Obamaist forces in the Obama Wars. Huffington found great success and fame as leader of the Obama faction during the Obama Wars however the Food Liberation cause has yet to be taken up in mainstream thought and remains a fringe opinion.

Book Deal

At the age of 40, and nearing the end of his shrimp-based life, Shrimp Huffington got a book deal and made a memoir about his life and involvement with the Food Liberation Movement. The reaction to this was extremely negative, with many of Shrimp's fans claiming he had "sold out". Of course, they never got to read the book, since before it was completed Obama rose from the dead as Mecha-Obama and, after retaking his postition as head of state (both as its leader and as its head when morphing into a large mechanical robot) he redacted every word in the book except for "████████".

Lore

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References

Gordom Ramsay's Book: "Frankenshrimp and other recipies to make living food"