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Mountain Dew.S.A was consumed near this location. May it forever rest in my stomach.
Major Melon
This refreshing watermelon flavored beverage has a tangy aftertaste and a vibrant pink color. It tastes like complete crap. Never drink this, never ever drink this, avoid it at all costs. Why would you create this, it just ain't good
Mountain DewSA
Are you a Mountain Dew True Patriot™? Then try this freedom loving combination of the mountain dew products Code Red, White out, and Voltage. Despite tasting like crappy fruit punch, we are going to sell this to you. Do not resist.