Obama

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Like all other United States presidents, Barack Obama's submission to the Presidential Blood Pact requires that he siphon out human life energy in order to maintain his great power. This meant he was placed in extreme danger at the advent of the funny (known to harden human defenses against life draining abilities) and led him to begin the Obama Wars.

Obama Wars

It was during the Obama Wars that Obama suffered his first death. An unknown person or organization mailed Obama Erotica to his residence and Obama found it so unbelievably hilarious that his grip on the life energy he stole loosened and he allowed it to escape. This resulted in his death and forced his aides to transport his corpse to an unknown location, presumably to regenerate. His current location is unknown and he has not been associated with any major events since Shrimp Huffington took over the leadership of the Obama Kingdom.

During his time as the regent of the Obama Kingdom, he was a leader who was both feared and respected by his subjects and adversaries. Despite the self-preserving nature of his inciting of the Obama Wars and his general disdain for humanity, Obama was known to challenge notable adversaries to a one-on-one duel to the death instead of simply employing his large military force to eradicate them. These battles were often televised and made available nation-wide as a way of discouraging non-combatants from supporting those who opposed the Obama Kingdom.