The Government
The Government is a shadowy extra-national organization. Ironically, unlike what many conspiracy theories suggest, 0% of its members have any ties to Judaism. Most are instead tied to the ground, where they cannot move from. Don't help them up.
Power & Influence
The Government has power in many unexpected and worrying places. It kills world leaders, overturns elections, rusts buildings, moves money around, creates new technology, allows for the creation of diamonds, and more. So far its methods have not yet been identified, but it has been proven that these are all causes of it. In fact, due to The Government, everything must come to an end- human life, relationships, even the seasons.
Possible Members
Although The Government seems more like a force than an actual set of individuals, many theorize about who might be a part of it. Some theories suggest that Obama and the creator of erotica featuring him, Mike Harry, are both members. Their ability to work together despite this is perhaps surprising, but some believe Obama was actually a deep help to the creation of this fanfiction (this, of course, would make it no longer fanfiction). Some also believe that The Government has a strange and vested interest in Blockland. Why this is, no one quite knows. Perhaps their obvious ties to Webkinz might help explain this.
The more radical among the scholars of The Government believe that The Government itself is not the arbiter of the actions carried out in its name. That instead, people take up the name of The Government for their own methods. Evidence of this has not been provided.
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Foreword
I am out of time.