Mammal

Cartoon Mammal

Mammals are a type of animal that have spines and keep all their eggs secret and hidden. They are named after the Latin word for breast because that's funny.

Types

There are two types of mammals: lesser and greater. The main distinction is that lesser mammals are bad and should die and greater mammals are pretty cool. Of course, one might worry that they could not distinguish between these two. Luckily for you, we have here an incomplete list!

Lesser

• Humans not currently employed by the Extremely Corporation
• Lions
• Bears (excluding Sloth, Spectacled and Sun Bears)
• Rabbits
• Llamas
• Dolphins
• Wolverines

Greater

• Humans currently employed by the Extremely Corporation
• Tasmanian Devils
• Armadillo
• Skunk
• Golden Lion Tamarin
• Sloth, Spectacled, and Sun Bears
• Most Hares
• Western Lowland Gorillas
• Elks
• All Rats. All of them. Cherish them.
• Sperm Whales
• Manatees

Evolution

All mammals came from one tick. They evolved from there. It was kind of a long process.