Heroin Problem
Having a Heroin Problem is a classic activity for many residents of downtown Toronto and other bustling metropolises across our lovely Western World. It involves the regular consumption of large amounts of the narcotic heroin, whose synthesis is a common science fair project. Having a large heroin problem is something of a status symbol for many residents of Toronto, and frequently leads to the wacky hijinks the city is known for.
Legality
What are you, a cop? Fuck outta here, i need to share my needles with other intravenous drug users and catch human immunodeficiency virus.
Prevelance
All the cool kids do heroin. It is estimated the average Toronto mans consumes over 15 litres of heroin per year. Though the technology of the needle has only recently arrived in Toronto, it was previously consumed as a beverage, being sold from the prolific restaurant Tim Hortons under the name Sigma Slush
. Over 15 percent of the population of Toronto self-reports a heroin problem, according to the well-known survey conducted in 2019 by the provincial government under Premier Big Dougie.
Fun Levels
Heroin is considered a very fun drug to use. It makes one feel simply excellent bruv. It isn't even addictive. Go ask your local crackhead for some heroin and give it a nice try. Nobody has ever regretted developing a heroin problem.