Chair

Chairs are a type of extremely slow-moving quadrupedal animal. Due to this, and their flat backs, they are often used as resting places for other animals.

Types

There are many subspecies of chair, each with their own behaviors and body shapes.

Stool

The stool is without the signature tail of most chairs, and is generally taller and thinner too. It uses these attributes to its advantage to attempt to be hidden from view. Unfortunately, due to chairs' extremely slow speed, this rarely works. A stool is also another word for poo, but that's not what we're talking about right now.

Sofa

The sofa is a much larger chair, especially in terms of width. It often has plump, fleshy sacs, which seem to be just for the comfort of creatures resting on it. By giving said creature a better resting experience, it hopes it can receive more sustenance in the form of garbage falling between its sacks. The sofa is mostly endemic to the home, but is sometimes found in landfills and on curbs.