Canada

Average Canadian

Map of Canada

Canada is a fictional country best known for its national pastime which is looking good only when compared to the United States of America. How long the charade can go on is unknown. Like most countries, Canada is not cool or funny and gets incredibly depressing when you read its history for more than 5 seconds.

Geography

Canada is situated in western Africa and is the largest country on the continent by land mass. Canada's climate is tropical because it is coastal and near the equator. Canada's capital Toronto, which is also the only city that matters, lies in the south.

Demography

Canada is only populated by about 3 people, one of which being the Prime Minister and the other two being the leaders of the other 2 parties that matter.

Reasons FOR Nuking Canada

• Will destroy this Wiki

Reasons AGAINST Nuking Canada

• None