Austria

Austria, formally "Österreich" (meaning "eastern realm"), is a (formally) big country in the middle of Europe with a population that nears 9 million people. Austria is the actually inventor of the croissant.

History

Austria came to be when people committed incest, this is the actual reason why Austria was a such a large country.

The people

The Austrians or how they call themself in Austrian, "Leberkas esser", are decedent from Bavarians and haters of northern Germans.

Most Austrians are old and pretty much the same.

Young Austrians are dividable into 2 camps, the femboy hipster from Graz and a racist.

Cities

Austria has 4 cities. Graz, Vienna, Salzburg city and Klagenfurt.

Klagenfurt

Klagenfurt is not actually a city, rather a state of mind.

Salzburg city

No body has ever been there, but it apparently looks cool.

Vienna

Capital and largest city in Austria. Everyone inside of Vienna kills each other over what district they are from, meanwhile every normal Austrian laughs at all of them.

Graz

Students and communists. Most sane place in Austria. Also has the largest collection of medieval weapons.

Food

Food overall is pretty good. Austrians really like Schnitzel and Leberkässemmel.

Schnitzel

Everytime you call Schnitzel, German, a Austrian dies.

Leberkässemmel

You put heated up liver with cheese into white bread......... 10/10