The AC Unit

The AC Unit is the only thing keeping this server from bursting into flames. It's very close to whatever one might consider the AC Unit analogue of "breathing its last breath," but we can't afford a new one. What we can afford is a cloning chamber. That's a pretty nice breeze, right?

Acquisition

We got our grubby little hands on The AC Unit when we stole our current facilities from their previous proprietor. We wouldn't have kept it were it not vital to the continued health of the server.

Observations

The AC unit appears to be summoned by writing {{AC}} on a page. The science behind this behaviour is not defined.