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The AC Unit is the only thing keeping this server from bursting into flames. It's very close to whatever one might consider the AC Unit analogue of "breathing its last breath," but we can't afford a new one. | The AC Unit is the only thing keeping this server from bursting into flames. It's very close to whatever one might consider the AC Unit analogue of "breathing its last breath," but we can't afford a new one. | ||
What we ''can'' afford is a cloning chamber. That's a pretty nice breeze, right? | |||
= Acquisition = | = Acquisition = | ||
We got our grubby little hands on [[The AC Unit]] when we stole our current facilities from their previous proprietor. We wouldn't have kept it were it not vital to the continued health of [[The Server (Hardware)|the server]]. | We got our grubby little hands on [[The AC Unit]] when we stole our current [[Extremely Corporate|facilities]] from their previous proprietor. We wouldn't have kept it were it not vital to the continued health of [[The Server (Hardware)|the server]]. | ||
= Observations = | = Observations = | ||
The AC unit appears to be summoned by writing <nowiki>{{AC}}</nowiki> on a page. The science behind this behaviour is not defined. | The AC unit appears to be summoned by writing <nowiki>{{AC}}</nowiki> on a page. The science behind this behaviour is not defined. | ||
= Doomsday Predictions = | |||
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| title = Cult Propaganda | |||
| content = [[File:ACpocalypse.png|250px]] | |||
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Numerous death cults have sprouted up around speculations about the eventual death of the AC unit. | |||
Latest revision as of 22:30, 26 January 2021
The AC Unit is the only thing keeping this server from bursting into flames. It's very close to whatever one might consider the AC Unit analogue of "breathing its last breath," but we can't afford a new one. What we can afford is a cloning chamber. That's a pretty nice breeze, right?
Acquisition
We got our grubby little hands on The AC Unit when we stole our current facilities from their previous proprietor. We wouldn't have kept it were it not vital to the continued health of the server.
Observations
The AC unit appears to be summoned by writing {{AC}} on a page. The science behind this behaviour is not defined.
Doomsday Predictions
Cult Propaganda
Numerous death cults have sprouted up around speculations about the eventual death of the AC unit.