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[[Fred]], Freddy, Frederick, etc. refers to someone who spends lots of money on expensive [[cycling]] gear without the skill to match it. [[Fred]]'s [[Dentist|dental practice]] generates the revenue required by [[Fred]]'s appetite for Sir V[[é]] | [[Fred]], Freddy, Frederick, etc. refers to someone who spends lots of money on expensive [[cycling]] gear without the skill to match it. [[Fred]]'s [[Dentist|dental practice]] generates the revenue required by [[Fred]]'s appetite for Sir V[[é]]lo™es and EPO. | ||
Just "[[Fred]]" is the most general form of the epithet and the specific Freddiness of a particular [[Fred]] can be indicated. For example: "roadie Fred," "fixie Fred," "MTB Fred," etc. (although in the case of MTB, "Joey" may be more appropriate) | Just "[[Fred]]" is the most general form of the epithet and the specific Freddiness of a particular [[Fred]] can be indicated. For example: "roadie Fred," "[[Fixie|fixie]] Fred," "MTB Fred," etc. (although in the case of MTB, "Joey" may be more appropriate) | ||
As an epithet, "Fred" is somewhat lacking since most Freds don't know what a Fred is. | As an epithet, "Fred" is somewhat lacking since most Freds don't know what a Fred is. |
Latest revision as of 04:44, 23 January 2024
Fred, Freddy, Frederick, etc. refers to someone who spends lots of money on expensive cycling gear without the skill to match it. Fred's dental practice generates the revenue required by Fred's appetite for Sir Vélo™es and EPO.
Just "Fred" is the most general form of the epithet and the specific Freddiness of a particular Fred can be indicated. For example: "roadie Fred," "fixie Fred," "MTB Fred," etc. (although in the case of MTB, "Joey" may be more appropriate)
As an epithet, "Fred" is somewhat lacking since most Freds don't know what a Fred is.