Extremely Corporate:History
This document is here to answer questions no one asked, but which I feel like answering. Partly because it's something to do and partly because it might be nice to put some of these things in writing.
Pre-History
The idea of Extremely Corporate (EC) probably emerged in its earliest form in 2013 when I first hosted a Minecraft server. I actually hosted many Minecraft servers from 2013 until 2016 each of which invariably only lasted a few months until either some technical issue stood in the way of using the same world or I and the people I was playing with got bored, or we got into some stupid fight.