The God of Love

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The God of Love (c. 2002, also known as Yolanda), is a nice guy who is a little overrated, but is nevertheless unanimously considered the most important individual of modern times. Standing at a grand height of 4' 24, The God of Love is able to see the world from a perspective that is beyond the scope of the average being, and is thus able to support the human race as a source of divine light.

As a known communist, The God of Love is holding on to his virginity until the opportunity comes wherein the human race will have realized their potential and join their hands to partake in his holiness together.